So yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because, as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)
Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..
it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?
now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy
EVERY DAMN TIME
There’s literally nothing there.
What is this?
I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise
Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am
WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY
WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK
I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.
ONE.
NOTE.
Oh wow there are seriously no notes..
What the heck.
OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am
WHOA SO WEIRD
I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.
On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.
it’s back
Huh….
I’ll probably always reblog this
I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up
Mood: Magnetised - Tom Odell.
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Marcel: “Hey, did you hear? he’s back.” He sits in the chair next to you. Your went to a bar since you didn’t have anything to do.
Y/N: “Uh… who”? You say a little confused but trying to rest importance to it since one of the reasons you’re in a bar is that you didn’t want to think or care about anything for one night, just one.
Marcel: “Kol.” You freeze in the moment that name comes out of his mouth.
No, no, he can’t. You say in your mind. The last time you saw Kol he was dying, and because he was, you told him what you feel for him.
Flashback.
Kol is lying on Rebekah’s tights, his mouth and nose bleeding, and coughing. He is crying and Rebekah is telling him she will bring him back. You were kneeled in front of him, crying too.
Y/N: “You will be okay, we’ll bring you back, okay? Promise.” You say to him trying to calm him down. He stares at you and tries to smile but it doesn’t comes out like one.
You bend over to get closer to him, “I love you and always will.” You murmur in his ear, then you kiss his cheek. In that exact moment Davina comes crying too and you leave knowing you don’t have anything else to do there.
End of flashback.
Y/N: “You’re joking right?” You ask to Marcel.
Marcel: “No, I’m not. I don’t know what did Davina do but he’s back.”
Y/N: “I… uh- I gotta go.” You say to him, still shocked about the fact that the love of your life is alive.
“But I just got here.” Says a voice behind you and you know exactly who is it. You turn around to see Kol standing there smiling.
Kol: “Hi, Y/N.“ You don’t say anything. You obviously can’t, he’s there in his real body, smiling at you as perfect as always. You stand up from the chair to be at same height as his and all you can do is hug him.
Y/N: “I can’t believe you’re here.” You say to him almost crying. You missed him so much, you can’t help not to cry.
Kol: “I am, love.” He says hugging you back. You really don’t want to separate from him but you do anyway.
Y/N: “I missed you.”
Kol: “I would be disappointed if you didn’t.” He says with a playful smile on his face. “And I missed you too.” You smile.
You invite him sit with you and Marcel and he does. You talk for hours, about what happened, what’s happening and basically everything until Marcel says he has to go, leaving you two alone in a awkward silence.
“So…“ You two say at the same time which makes you both laugh, you let him speak first.
Kol: “Don’t you think we need to talk about… that?”
Y/N: “I was hoping we didn’t.” You say feeling uncomfortable with the subject of the conversation.
Kol: “But-”
Y/N: “No, listen, we don’t have to talk about it. You’re with Davina, you love each other and that’s it. You don’t have any commitment with me, okay? Let’s just… be the good friends we used to be.” Those words leave a bittersweet taste on your mouth because that’s not what you really want to say to him.
Kol: “I care about you, you know? I…” He sights.
Y/N: “Don’t. Please don’t say anything.” You’re starting to get tired of this, he’s breaking your heart and it’s not even his fault.
Kol: “Listen to me, please.” He says grabbing your hand.
Y/N: “Kol… I- I need to go.” You can’t stand it anymore. You stand up before he could say anything else, you say goodbye to him and you leave.
“Y/N!” You hear him screaming your name but you know there is nothing he can say that would make you feel better. You wipe away the tears of your face and you promise to yourself this will be last time you cry for him.
Inside of the bar Kol stays motionless staring at the door through which you just got out.
Kol: “I think I love you too.” He says in a undertone.
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
orangeninjadan
why on earth doesn’t this have more notes
anniecrestadair
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
qelato
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
southsidejess
